I’m a itch on April Foole, yo

I received an interesting text this morning from a number I don’t recognize:

I thought we were friends but i guess we not. ur a backstaber and a itch. And dnt even get dat look on ur face cauz u just got april foole.

In other news, if you decide to get in on the home waxing, I would like to share some tips with you that were shared with me, plus some I learned on my own.

  • Smooth baby powder over your area to be waxed before you put on the wax.  It helps keep the wax from sticking to your skin.
  • Baby oil will get any excess wax off your skin.  No need to buy special wax remover lotions.
  • Put the wax on in the direction the hair grows.
  • Smooth on the strip in the same direction, then rip off in the opposite direction.
  • Don’t try to wax yourself while baking and watching tv. This sort of thing requires a fair amount of attention or you may hurt yourself.
  • The sofa is not an ideal place to perform home waxing.
  • Pugs will try to eat the used strips.  Throw away immediately.


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